Total Medals Earned: 427 (From 75 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,890 Points
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/290 points)
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/310 points)
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/200 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/20 points)
Medals Earned: 11/17 (275/525 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/80 points)
Medals Earned: 3/26 (60/500 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Ten Crush-Hugs
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Fall to your death
Come back 5 seperate times to play
Get a score of 15,000
Jump to a really far away platform
Fall really far but don't die
Get hit 5 times in 5 seconds
Play one round collecting only coins. Get three.
Attain 25,000 points in one round
Garner 50,000 points in one round
Gather 1,000,000 points in total
Climb 10,000 pixels without taking damage
Vaporize 75 globs of goo on your forcefield
Climb 7,500 pixels with the lowest amount of health possible
Get hit by goo of every color in one round
Get one hundred THOUSAND points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Score 50 points in easy mode.
Score 50 points in medium mode.
Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the zeppelin
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the UFO
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Complete level 1
Complete level 4
Complete level 10
Complete level 7
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
150 Kills in a match
100 Kills with the M1187
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
